hay noobs.

recently, i have read a CHINESE newspaper article ( no no thank you dont clap i was forced by the cow otherwise he wouldnt provide me with HL milk for the rest of the week ), about internet marriages.

talk about desperate.

i dont blame you if you have this sudden 'demon' raging inside of you little boys and girls.

but i mean, then what are porn webbies for man?

lol jk.

apparently, there are 15-16 year olds getting 'married' in games like GaypleStory ( MapleStory ) and Orgition ( Audition, sorry couldnt help it )to pixels they may or have not met before.

pretty childish, dont you think.

its just play marriage with Barbie and Ken on the internet.

other than being simply unrealistic, there are several downsides to this crap too.

1) you waste electricity having a stupid reason to play stupid games with your pixelated wife.

2) you'll be admiring more of your PC or lappy's sexy and curvy HD monitor/screen than your wife's body. ( theres nothing to stare at anyway maple and audi make girls look like anorexic bleached dogs )

3) YOU CANT HAVE SECKS! D:
other than maple's ' on the ladder ' upskirts (or upshorts), the only thing left to do is to verbalise your actions.
which isnt very nice to do in a place where millions of gamers of all ages reside in.

StupeedKeed2007 : [ To -I_R_Luv_Pron] hey there im 5 years old would you like to join my party?

I_R_Luv_Pron : [ To - StupeedKeed2007] uh yes. grab me harder. make me, your slave pokemon Blastoise, use a hydro pump on you within the next 10 minutes. <3

I_R_Luv_Pron : [ To- StupeedKeed2007] Whoopsie wrong person.

you never know when you may hit your Tab key by accident.

so never get a 2.5 megapixel girlfriend ( to me thats maplestory's best graphic type ).

Goodnight for Today,

Quattad.

i'm just your typical forteen year old boy. adolescent, dealing with growing pains just as any other normal human teenager would. except what sets me apart is that i go by the name of glen and i am the supposed owner of this forsaken web page. i'm odd in the way that i have very frequent moodswings and i argue a lot with everyone - including my best friend, who's well, pretty much non-existant. so i guess i'm your typical, not-so-typical guy.
i'm just who i am. metro, a SNAG and the oh-so-annoying bitch. lazy, cranky, irritable and irritating in every way. just living out my life as normal as i possibly can. with friends that can hurt me to the core and enemies that surprise me. it's no wonder i keep this blog.