hay thar.

im typing this nao on my XPS :D.

nice and sleek feel man.

damn there's already a strand of pubic hair stuck inbetween the keys LOL.

no la just a normal hair strain.

alright, lets get to the teaching for today.

MANGA

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, the word "manga" was created by the mighty overlord named Skye.

This can be either manga or mangay.

Anime and Manga are also similar in that there are fourteen basic character types:

• The overly butch and dominating female
• The overly bubbly and ditsy girl who's also totally useless and is there for boobs. (This tends to be the character that lifeless manga nerds jack off to.)
• The strong and silent male warrior who all the girls like
• The strong and silent female warrior, who participates in just as many daring exploits as the male warrior... off-screen. In other words, just there for boobs
• The stupid warrior in training (often times the main character)
• The happy go lucky kid who seems totally weak but really has some kind of crazy superpower and effortlessly kicks ass. (often times looses this power to pave the way for the main charcter to be the hero)
• Shitty philosophy from useless female character
• Someone's mom (see overly butch and dominating female)
• The Sensei
• The evil guy who all the girls like, is really powerful, and is a total gaywad
• Some guy who yells to gain more power.
• Annoying and stating-the-obvious explain/*gasp* character.
• A teen trying to put these little creatures in the balls.
• Men of which are more woman-like than women, which can be perceived as blasphemous or erotic.
• The ghost from a television.
• The enormous sword
• The only black guy
• The big, shiny eyes with pupils that retract and dilate every half-second
• The fugly monsters
• Teens with the ability to overpower adults
• The large breasts that defy gravity by being held aloft by thin strips of fabric
• The only Asian guy (you know the one who ALWAYS has his eyes closed, damn sleep walker...)

ANIME

An anime (pronounced ah-neem) is a chemical compound that contains the anime group, which consists of one oxygen atom, one tantalum atom, one potassium atom, and one uranium atom, with a total charge of negative one (OTaKU^-). Anime compounds can be divided into two groups: animo acids and animo salts. The name is derived from the Japanese word meaning "Huge Eyes".


PS2

“PS DOUBLE.”

~ Chadwarden on PS2

“GayRapetion 2. Live in your world. Get raped in ours”

~ Phony on PS2

Playstation 2 (Japanese: ゲイステーション2) represents the first stage of the fall of a total overcooked hotdog to the forefront of the gaming console industry. It has reappeared a few years ago in its slimmer form, most likely because it went on a diet.

Things a PS2 is good for

• Droping it off a building
• Put a PS1 game in there and not take in note that you could just put it in the PS1
• Sending it to Chuck Norris to be killed from the face of the earth
• Buy 1000 PS2's and sell them on ebay to buy a PS3, only to know that you already have a paperweight you don't need a $600 one

PS3



The PS3, not even capable of toasting some bread properly.

Units Sold:	4
Specifications:	Intel 2.1 core running at 0.0000001 Mhz 0.5 bytes of Memory, Graphics chip: A single transistor
Notable Games:	Little big planet (voted worst game of all time), 'Turn off the PS3'

The PLAYSTATION 3 is a "console for grilling meats like pork and lamb.

The price of the PS3 consists of nothing expelled with high velocity from the nose.












Adolf Hitler promoting the PS3

Latest game on the PS3. Units Sold : 0


The amazing Spider-Man has sued the Playstation division for infinging upon his copyrighted font.

the PS3's fan is said to be twice as loud as a jet plane's reactors.

The PS3 has a self-defence mechanism which causes it to explode soon after turning it on for the first time, forcing you to buy another, which then explodes, and it goes on.

have fun.
Quattad

i'm just your typical forteen year old boy. adolescent, dealing with growing pains just as any other normal human teenager would. except what sets me apart is that i go by the name of glen and i am the supposed owner of this forsaken web page. i'm odd in the way that i have very frequent moodswings and i argue a lot with everyone - including my best friend, who's well, pretty much non-existant. so i guess i'm your typical, not-so-typical guy.
i'm just who i am. metro, a SNAG and the oh-so-annoying bitch. lazy, cranky, irritable and irritating in every way. just living out my life as normal as i possibly can. with friends that can hurt me to the core and enemies that surprise me. it's no wonder i keep this blog.