hey all you lil' homies.

did you feel your IQ falling during the 2 or 3months of me not posting?

i bet some of you are going like ' omg jonathan please post some awe inspiring holy message that will change my life forever once again and make me admire you even more ', or if you're a first timer ' h0ly crap this guyz r gna b gre8 l33d3r i should follow him for the rest of my lief l337!'.
( probably not )

well, besides me doing normal stuff like blowing a condom up to inproportionate sizes or watching my chinese homework spiraling down the Oval Office ( toilet bowl for the English impaired ) , i have pretty much been getting pwn3d by Sec 3 life.

i've got a wonderful and interesting array of teachers this year.

English, Mr Tan Kai Chye, a dude that can easily shoot your **** off with his barrage of stories. starting with classics about Fort Knox to the tiniest details of the stretches on Hitler's scrotum, he really gets the class thinking about 15 minutes into the lesson ( or perhaps its just me thinking about why 3/4 of the class are lying motionless and snoring on their desks ).

Maths, Mr Yong CY, Uncle Retiree who teaches faster than anyone could ever ejahkeulate ( just a spelling variation to make it seem less crude ). with a world record score of 1 Topic every single goddamned lesson. im certain i can see my class's A1s going down the drain as quick as him too.

Chinese, Mr Niu , a Cheena cow that cycles to school on a bicycle with a cool basket at the front ( reminiscent sounds of I Love You China ringing in my head now ). apparently, on his first class, by some OMGWTFBBQ god forsaken luck, he chose me to read the first passage of the chinese textbook. Until now, he's still not convinced that im not from some Jamacian influenced county.

Physics, good old Mr Eng. nothing more to say.

Bio, no changes. Still Woonmenizer.

Chemistry, Veronica Ang. Powerhouse in teaching as well as *$(&*(*#$(.

with such motivational teachers, what else could go wrong?

well, an amazing 6/20 for Amaths, thats what.

and as usual, a FAIL for chinese.

my other subjects are okay though. ( well i guess its just natural talent HAPPY FACE )

okay, gonna post more next time, gotta continue drawing my Einstein's Cow on my Chinese Workbook.

Quattad

i'm just your typical forteen year old boy. adolescent, dealing with growing pains just as any other normal human teenager would. except what sets me apart is that i go by the name of glen and i am the supposed owner of this forsaken web page. i'm odd in the way that i have very frequent moodswings and i argue a lot with everyone - including my best friend, who's well, pretty much non-existant. so i guess i'm your typical, not-so-typical guy.
i'm just who i am. metro, a SNAG and the oh-so-annoying bitch. lazy, cranky, irritable and irritating in every way. just living out my life as normal as i possibly can. with friends that can hurt me to the core and enemies that surprise me. it's no wonder i keep this blog.