'sup fags.
didn't blog for the past few days( okay la weeks) cause had various tests, schoolwork etc.
i bet im not the only one that's busy.
especially China.
with the start of the Olympic Games, China has been drained of cash, channeling it to things like computerized fireworks and sounds and a fake voice to support a young pretty girl who cant sing.
but some interesting events have taken place before and during the period.
the news says that an Chinese National had stabbed his female friend's cat, pushed it on his bed back and forth, and finally feeding it with some of his homemade barley.
CAT, if you get my drift.
ok la, it aint that bad.
he had stabbed an American guy who came to watch the Olympics and finally threw himself down a ten storey building.
talk about a wild imagination.
who does he think he is?
some Chinese mentally retarded umbrella-less Mary Poppins, or a white Dark Knight without any gadgets?
talk about the Olympics being a major LEAP ahead for the country, and the performance was RIGHT ON THE HEART.
well, this is what may have happened.
China Man:(squeals) ohmytian! im going to watch the Olympics! in my own country! its good that China understands how many poor and povertised people are not able to take a plane(or maybe doesnt even know how to purchase a ticket), and have made this huge Oreo-O-like structure made out of tree bark for the occasion! and i've personally bought this cake and 16 foot knife to enjoy during the celebrations! ( takes out the knife and shows off)
( an Olympic ticket flies by)
American Man: ( runs toward the China Man) hey! help me get my ticket!
China Man: ( squints at the sky due to his nearly blind eyesight) Na Li? Where is it?
( American Man runs towards the ticket and doesnt notice the 16 foot knife)
American Man: ( huffs) China guy! the ticket is right over yo-..
( runs straight into the knife)
(crowd around gathers and screams)
China Man: aaah! bu shi wo the chuo! its not my fault! I didnt stab him, he ran to my knife!
( crowd runs to apprehend him)
China Man: i will make this up to him! i will get his ticket back and give it to his wife right here!
( points to a poster of Mao Zhidong perched on the nearby wall)
( China Man drops his knife and runs toward a tall building and rushes all the way to the top)
China Man:( pants) aaah! its right there!
( stares at a cloud that looks more like Mario than an Olympic Ticket with glee)
China Man: HAO! FOR GLORY!
( leaps off the building and plummetes toward the ground at 160km/h)
in the end, the China Man was blamed for something he didnt do.
even after death.
truly this Beijing Olympic Games is really bringing out the champion in people.
well, people dont care about your works when you're living, but talk about it when you die.
and champions are emerging every day.
maybe even next door.
watch out, Quattad.
i'm just your typical forteen year old boy. adolescent, dealing with growing pains just as any other normal human teenager would. except what sets me apart is that i go by the name of
glen and i am the supposed owner of this forsaken web page. i'm odd in the way that i have very frequent moodswings and i argue a lot with everyone - including my best friend,
who's well, pretty much non-existant. so i guess i'm your typical, not-so-typical guy.
i'm just who i am. metro, a SNAG and the oh-so-annoying bitch. lazy, cranky, irritable and irritating in every way. just living out my life as normal as i possibly can. with friends that can hurt me to the core and enemies that surprise me. it's no wonder i keep this blog.