nothing much to type today. just GG to our geog.
and screw 2/6 LOL.
giving you the minute daily dosage of immortal intelligence,
Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto is oftentimes believed to be gay with Sasuke, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Gaara, Chouji, Kiba, Orochimaru, Jiraya, Itachi, the third Hokage, Konohamaru, and many pedophiles who randomly appear throughout the series.
Naruto is of a clan of Southern Red Indians. However the general population does not realize this and as a result vast numbers of small children have been admitted to mental hospitals across the nation.
Naruto's story begins with a humungous rabbit being stuffed within his stomach and the scar being glued in a swirly shape with Super Glue.
Shino Aburame
Also known as the Bug Guy or Bug Man by those who can't be bothered to name him.
He wears his large coat to illegally sell DVDs to people, although most the DVDs are about bugs ironically.
Shino keeps bugs in his body, to make him all wiggly and jiggly.
Singapore Zero Wing Rhapsody
The Straits Times: In A.D. 2008, political war was happening
Chee Soon Juan: What happen?
Jeyaretnam: Someone set us up the libel case.
Low Thia Khiang: We get signal.
Chiam See Tong: Main screen turn on.
Chee Soon Juan: It's you!??!!1!!11oneone!!?
Lee Kwan Yew: How are you gentlemen?
Lee Kwan Yew: All your parliament seats are belong to us.
Lee Kwan Yew: You are on the way to bankruptcy!
Chee Soon Juan: What you say!?
Lee Kwan Yew: You have no chance to appeal make your time.
Lee Kwan Yew: HAHAHA!
Chee Soon Juan: Take off every party newsletter.
Chee Soon Juan: You know what you doing.
Chee Soon Juan: Withraw bank accounts.
Chee Soon Juan: For great democracy!
Singapore Armed Forces
Consisting of millions of loyal and dedicated soldiers, the military of Singapore, known as the Singapore Armed Forces or the SAF, is the most powerful army in the world and has never lost any battles (because it has not fought in any).
The secret to their zero military defeat record (despite not being in any battles at all) is rumoured to be attributed to their assisted inception and development by the Israeli Defence Force (IDF). It is also rumoured that many military commanders are actually the by-products of an Israeli military experiment gone wrong.
The military is also famed for giving out educational bursaries called SAFOS (Special Awards For Ordinary Singaporeans) to 18 year olds in an attempt to "bond their souls" to the military for life.
With tea sessions which cost more than a million dollars each to organize, the military does an apparently successful job of convincing the general population that a soldier's life is a glorious and glamourous one;
still, as one recruit interviewed by the local newspaper Today in 2007 remarked, "[...] actually we're just all there for the imba siew mai served at the tea reception lah."
PSP
The PSP, or Porn Station Portable (name was picked because of the system being used by many teens is a Sony handheld system, famously known for having one screen rather than the double... um... ness of the two-screened DS, which screws people's minds, made by the shit rival company Nintendo.
The PSP is rumoured to be a gaming device. This is a myth; it is actually an mobile phone without the "phone" part.
Universal Media Disk is a backronym for UMD. This term refers to the fact that the UMD will only run on the PSP and will universally be useless for any other machine, player, or console. Sony views this as a personal accomplishment, and laughs at those who do not see it their way.
The effectiveness of the UMD was questioned in 1984, after a number of Japanese soldiers had been among the fatalities of their own UMD's. In recent years, UMD's have apparently been re-marketed in a number of Eastern European countries as an effective, low cost, drain unclogger.
Below is a picture of a professonal Sony technological execute showing the functions of the PSP
enough for today. going to watch samurai champloo nao.
have a good laugh, Quattad.
