Xbox360





“Must... obey... Bill Gates... buy more games... Vista is good... Apple is evil...”
~ You on the xBox after playing it for a few minutes



“Bwahahahahahahahaha!! Dance for me, minion! DANCE!! YOU SHALL DAN-”
~ Bill Gates on the previous quote



“-CRITICAL ERROR ”
~ BSoD interupting Bill Gates





The Xbox is the greatest (speaking in terms of size) product Microsoft has made so far, and the second worst (behind Windows Vista).





It's successful because if you don't buy one immediately, Bill Gates will destroy your entire neighborhood with his death ray, and enslave your souls for eternity.





So far it has sold 12 million units worldwide, and scientists theorize that over 7 of those systems actually work.





Their work has, however, been largely discredited, and they have been accused of accepting bribes from Microsoft to claim the figure is that high.





Xbox games are usually created by locking a bunch of nerdy programmers in a small room with several computers and nothing to eat.





The games are taken out and put in nice boxes when everyone in the room has been dead for a week. If there is evidence of cannibalism, the game is sold as a Platinum Hit.





The xBox 360 was created by Bill Gates after the massive success of the original xBox.





He built it because the original xBox had several critical design flaws. The console occasionally didn't crash when it was turned on, sometimes it was possible to make a game work for more than 5 seconds, and the shards of plastic that flew everywhere when the system exploded if you managed to make a game work weren't always fatal.





Thus, the xBox 360 was developed.






Logo of an Xbox360; first an X, then a square Box, and a 360 degrees circle.

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