hello readers. i think its time for another inspirational post from a godlike form like me.

i recently read in the newspapers that the oil prices have finally dropped after a drastic increase from 100 USD to about 150 USD.

and the amount the generous government has subsized is...!

( big roll of drums here)

(claps and applauses)

a goddamned 4 cents.

wow then it will only take me about 27 more years to buy a PSP.

how wonderful.

i think its time we found another way to power our mechanical motorized vehicles.

with a more SATISFYING and ENERGY-EFFICIENT source.

with the astounding advancement in technology and so on, i wonder why scientists haven't thought of this.

ITS CLEAN AND GREEN.

well actually white.

harnessing the power of the little DNA-filled tadpoles in our seminal fluids isn't such a bad idea.

its both elating and it saves the earth at the same time.

with the human population breeding like dogs these years, it wont be that hard.

but some considerations have to be taken note of.

Singaporean A: ( pants ) eh walao i no energy already leh.

Singaporean B: walao you. who ask you dont want to get experience.

Singaporean A: hello. i have been training since 18 years old. but they ask me kojoh for three days straight leh. because my car is Mercedes. a lot of petrol.

maybe use foreigners?

Tourist A: ( grins ) WOW! Singapore is really a Garden City! Really. Its just so relaxing for me to just walk in. Changi Airport is so efficient now. Just go through the barrier and...

( Airport tune sounds through the Intercom)

Airport Person: "may i have your attention please? all male foreigners between the age of 10 to 100, please proceed left from the counter. due to the sudden increase in oil prices, Singapore has found an alternate way to process energy for cars. please select your doujin of choice and head to the Mansturbating Lobby just further up ahead. thank you for your attention. have a nice wank."

( Tourist A suspiciously eyes a corridor which funny sounds are emitting from)

Tourist A: No. Resist. I have to save these up for my Geylang trip later. Resist. Re...

( Airport Tune again)

Airport Person: " forgot to mention. for the elderly who require a much stronger aid, there are live aids waiting at the counter at the lobby."

Tourist A: lets go.

but this could cause fights. even among households.

( Son cries over father's body in coffin)

Son: ( weeps ) DAD! dont die! NOOOO!!!!

( Mother goes to hold Son)

Mother: dont worry Son. Dad is in heaven now, watching over all of us.

Son: NOOOOOOOOOOO! DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVENT RETURNED ME MY 10 CENTS! NOOO!.....

Well, in any case, Earth is going to be spent soon enough.

Savour whatever time you have left.

Since money's not important in heaven, why dont you give it to me?

never mind. i already took it.

Quattad

i'm just your typical forteen year old boy. adolescent, dealing with growing pains just as any other normal human teenager would. except what sets me apart is that i go by the name of glen and i am the supposed owner of this forsaken web page. i'm odd in the way that i have very frequent moodswings and i argue a lot with everyone - including my best friend, who's well, pretty much non-existant. so i guess i'm your typical, not-so-typical guy.
i'm just who i am. metro, a SNAG and the oh-so-annoying bitch. lazy, cranky, irritable and irritating in every way. just living out my life as normal as i possibly can. with friends that can hurt me to the core and enemies that surprise me. it's no wonder i keep this blog.