hello readers. it has been 4 days since i last posted, since i was busy at a family chalet.
not a chalet actually. more of a little shack.
but less of the J.J. touching and hordes of invading mosquitoes.
a few days ago, an SAF Army Soldier died while in jungle training. He was a pilot-in-training.
well, his dream is achieved, since hes now flying in the sky. literally.
but coincidentally, another soldier died because of training a few days before the P-I-T's death.
Man, they should allow PSPs during training. That should spur the NS guys on.
Was it because of over exertion of exercise?
Soldier: Sir! I have ran the 200km run all the way from the camp to the DVD shop you have instructed me to go to and have purchased the DVD you requested!
( passes the latest Erotica Fantasy 5 to Commando)
Commando: YES! ALL MY TROUBLES FROM THIS LIFE ARE GONE!
( Soldier notices a suspicious bulge rising on the Commando's pants)
Soldier: ( heaves) Sir, can i have a glass of water. Please.
Commando: All right. You deserve something. But before that...
Soldier: Yes Sir?
Commando: Could you run off to the nearby convienience store to get a bottle of water of water so i can reward you?
Soldier: ( whines) SIR!?
Commando: comeon you weak asshole. its a bare 10 mile walk.
Soldier: ( begins to falter) but SIR, you PROMISED?
Commando: that was then, this is now. now GO!
maybe.
but for years, Singapore has been criticising army people about them visiting brothels in other countries and getting AIDS 30 years later.
the Army should use this to their advantage.
they should like, give them a goal at the end of their jungle trekking.
like a hentai DVD on the tree at the final destination.
that should keep their spirits going haha.
countering the dying-during-field-training-because-of-dehydration shouldnt be that hard to solve.
they should invent a new kind of machine.
like this.
Soldier A: eh, hurry up leh. i goddamned thirsty already leh.
( Soldier B switches on machine)
Soldier B: STFU. we have been trekking for 4 hours, and i havent had any water since. so shuddap and let me concentrate.
( tries to pee as hard as he can into the funnel)
Soldier A: ( laughs) LOL eh your dick abit small leh.
( Soldier B crotch-faces Soldier A)
Soldier B: OI! WAN ME FACESHOT YOU ANOT?!
Soldier A: okokok. relax la brother. but i have to ask leh. next time right, how to have sex ah you? yours like a little pickle.
( Soldier B tears off Soldier A's pants)
Soldier B: ( points at Soldier's A's small dangling thing) HAHA. yours like peanut like that. you should go doctor POWER UP.
Soldier A: say some more you find my bullet flying out of your ass.
Soldier B: okok la. walao eh i still no fireman leh.
Soldier A: lol ok la i try help.
( sticks a few leaves into Soldier A's asshole)
Soldier B: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
( sounds of liquid swirling down a funnel is heard)
Soldier A: ( rejoices) WE ARE SAVED!
( machine groans)
Soldier B: ( zips his pants) eh, whats wrong.
( Soldier A uncaps machine cover)
Soldier A: oh KNNCBB. no battery.
some things seem so simple, but yet so complex.
despite the multi purposefulness of our under parts of the body.
but one day, we will harness the power of the private part.
believe and watch.
well i think i better go now my hands are itching to play Jackass.
Quattad.
