hello readers. after 4 fast weeks of meek holiday ( or should i say long suffering due to everyone's great heap of homework), school is going to reopen again.
well theres nothing we can do about it, so we may as well enjoy whatever time we have left before we are locked back in again.
im here not to complain about our routine of life rolling over and over again.
BECAUSE ITS THRILLER!
remind you of anything?
Thriller is one of Michael Jackson's most well known song/video to date. It is set on the occult of creatures from the netherworld coming back to life and haunting him and some other extra girl.
Judging from the name of the song, I think it supposed to scare you.
But surprisingly, throughout the whole video, I was trying not to wake up my parents with my laughter.
Why?
Firstly, the video opens with a scene of MJ turning into a werewolf and scaring some girl off in a movie.
Seriously, at first i thought they had replaced his head with a fish's. The eyes look extremely weird in a way, because werewolfs depicted from ancient times dont have fish eyes that stick out of its face like tennis balls. Then he suddenly turns into this big mass of fur, which i really dont comprehend.
well, it does THRILL me, but it thrills my conscience instead of my body. if werewolfs were like that, then what are we having for Fish Head Curry?
Lol then everyone would become a werewolf or some other extraterrestrical ghoulie like in the
video.
How would we fight them off then?
Which makes the second reason why i find it so hilarious.
Well, before that, the song's quite nice, but then they walk past a graveyard at midnight and all those rubbish start rising from the dead.
A graveyard? A few metres away from the cinema in the midst of a busy metropolian city?
Not likely.
And even if there WAS a graveyard ( copy and paste from on top), who would be stupid enough to walk past it at midnight?
Following that, the dead start rising and attacking the two of them, groaning orgasms as they walk ( another reason why i laughed).
This is the funniest part.
Michael Jackson turns all green in the face and all of them start dancing this MJ dance.
yes, all the zombies werewolfs medusas sphinxes skeletons mummies banshees etc.
LOL a new way of exocising satanic forms.
so they're saying, next time if we enter a haunted vincinity...
( floor creaks)
Kid A: eh, you want to wake up the whole town is it. thats the tenth time.
(Kid B on the verge of breaking down)
Kid B: Im sorry man. its just that the chilly feeling of this haunted house makes me want to pee, and when i want to pee, i cant control my movements and when i am scared at the same time...
( water patch emerges on Kid B's pants)
Kid A: OKOK STFU I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE. just keep quiet for the time being.
( Kid A and B move slowly up the stairs of the house)
Kid B: by the way, do you know where's the bedroom where the ghost resides in?
Kid A: yea, i think after we climb this flight of steps, we'll be right in front of...
( after climbing the last step they end up some room filled with satanic drawings on the floor and walls)
Kid B:(cries) EH SCREW YOU LA WTF IS THIS?
(Kid A looks at the back of the blueprint of the house)
Kid A: oh shit i think this is for my sister's new Barbie House Set.
( Kid A takes deep breaths and looks Kid B)
Kid A: don't worry. as a second measure, i brought the book on the places of this house. well, lets look under satanic drawings on the wall and floor and blood all around the place.
(flips the book to designated page)
Kid A: oh. no.
" THIS IS THE ROOM WHERE ALL THE SPIRITS ARE SUMMONED DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ENTERING THIS ROOM WELL IF YOU DO DONT EVER BRING A STUPID EGOISTIC KID AND A BOY WHO WITH INSUFFICIENT BOWEL CONTROL INTO THIS ROOM BECAUSE IF YOU DO A WHOLE HORDE OF NETHERWORLD MONSTERS WILL TURN UP IN THE EXACT SPOT WHERE YOU ARE READING THIS WELL SUPPOSING YOU ALREADY FLIPPED TO THIS PAGE MEANS THAT YOU'RE ALREADY AT THAT PLACE WELL HAVE FUN"
( at this moment a whole army of demons and creatures (you may want to add in teachers) appears in the circle of summoning)
Kid A and B: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MMMMMMMMMMMMY GODDDDDDDDDDDD.
( all creatures move nearer both of them with every step)
Kid A: dddddddont worrry ffffollow mmeeee.
( starts creaking his neck to the right for every beats of 2 in counts of 4)
To continue on the story go to this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8 and skip to 8.30 until 10.36 and substitute Michael Jackson with the two of them.
but on the whole, the song and video are quite nice actually. giving some added entertainment was a bonus.
if possible hear other songs by him. quite the exquisite voice.
well i gtg going to get some birthday presents for some of my friends.
PS. JAMES I WANT PS2 PLEASE
P.S.S. O ya if anyone has a ps2 with a memory card and two controllers and is willing to exchange for an xbox with 8 games for a period of time please tell me at my msn
jonathanquah@msn.com. Games include Fable:The Lost Chapters, Halo and Crimson Skies: The Road to Revenge. All highly entertaining and award-winning games.
Quattad
