Cigarette Catastrophe
Thursday, May 15, 2008

hello. after years of repulsion from blogs, i have made an effort to overcome its stupidity, thus creating this blog. yes, feel free to cry out " omg singapore is winning the world cup soon"/"Paris Hilton will be known as a sane person after all". Thanks to Dildo007/James for creating this blog,really appreciate it.

today was a cancerous day, considering the 3 hour smoking talk and 2 hours of games. the aim of this activity was to persuade teenagers not to smoke by using various ways to abstain and to retrieve people from this.

effective? i think not.

take this scene for example:

TeenA : "hey, just heard your favourite Doujin-Moe comic has not been uploaded. Hard Luck."

TeenB : " yeah, now i have nothing to satisfy my innermost desires. my life has no more meaning..."

(gets ready to shove a PSP down his throat)

TeenA: "eheh, dont like that. comeon, here's a Marbolo Strawberry."

( stunned silence )

TeenB: " Impossible! Right from the KennethChoy Industries for Manufacture of Intimate Objects! HOW did you get it?"

( stuffs a wrapper of Sora Aoi's new Calendar Girl Covers into his pocket )

TeenA: " err... Internet?"

TeenB:'' thanks anyway. HEY!"

TeenA:''What?''

TeenB:" Got the Vanilla flavoured one?"

( chakra burns around TeenA)

TeenA:" STFU. Just smoke it"

TeenB:'' Fine. But what about the school's frequent naggings on cancer and other harmful substances in the cigarette? I dun wanna die too early. ( still a virgin)

TeenA:''Aiya, kanna or never kana cancer, in the end still die right? so just smoke la."

TeenB:" but still... my Dou..."

TeenA:" it gives you ten times the feeling of jacking off to Nikki Nova..."

TeenB:" lets do it."

well, so much for insubstinent screams for anti-nicotine campaigns.

Quattad

the blogger

i'm just your typical forteen year old boy. adolescent, dealing with growing pains just as any other normal human teenager would. except what sets me apart is that i go by the name of glen and i am the supposed owner of this forsaken web page. i'm odd in the way that i have very frequent moodswings and i argue a lot with everyone - including my best friend, who's well, pretty much non-existant. so i guess i'm your typical, not-so-typical guy.
i'm just who i am. metro, a SNAG and the oh-so-annoying bitch. lazy, cranky, irritable and irritating in every way. just living out my life as normal as i possibly can. with friends that can hurt me to the core and enemies that surprise me. it's no wonder i keep this blog.

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