hay noobs.
recently, i have read a CHINESE newspaper article ( no no thank you dont clap i was forced by the cow otherwise he wouldnt provide me with HL milk for the rest of the week ), about internet marriages.
talk about desperate.
i dont blame you if you have this sudden 'demon' raging inside of you little boys and girls.
but i mean, then what are porn webbies for man?
lol jk.
apparently, there are 15-16 year olds getting 'married' in games like GaypleStory ( MapleStory ) and Orgition ( Audition, sorry couldnt help it )to pixels they may or have not met before.
pretty childish, dont you think.
its just play marriage with Barbie and Ken on the internet.
other than being simply unrealistic, there are several downsides to this crap too.
1) you waste electricity having a stupid reason to play stupid games with your pixelated wife.
2) you'll be admiring more of your PC or lappy's sexy and curvy HD monitor/screen than your wife's body. ( theres nothing to stare at anyway maple and audi make girls look like anorexic bleached dogs )
3) YOU CANT HAVE SECKS! D:
other than maple's ' on the ladder ' upskirts (or upshorts), the only thing left to do is to verbalise your actions.
which isnt very nice to do in a place where millions of gamers of all ages reside in.
StupeedKeed2007 : [ To -I_R_Luv_Pron] hey there im 5 years old would you like to join my party?
I_R_Luv_Pron : [ To - StupeedKeed2007] uh yes. grab me harder. make me, your slave pokemon Blastoise, use a hydro pump on you within the next 10 minutes. <3
I_R_Luv_Pron : [ To- StupeedKeed2007] Whoopsie wrong person.
you never know when you may hit your Tab key by accident.
so never get a 2.5 megapixel girlfriend ( to me thats maplestory's best graphic type ).
Goodnight for Today,
Quattad.
Once upon a time, there lived a monster without a name.
The monster wanted a name so badly he couldn't stand it.
So the monster decided to go off on a journey to find himself a name.
But because the world was so big, the monster split in two and went on two seperate journeys.
One went east... and the other went west...
The one that went east found a village.
There was a blacksmith at the village entrance.
"Mr.Blacksmith, please give me your name."
"I can't give you my name."
"If you give me your name, I will jump inside you and make you stronger in return."
"Really? I'll give you my name if you can make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the blacksmith.
Otto the blacksmith was the strongest man in the village.
But one day... "Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!"
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
He went back to being a monster without a name.
Even though he jumped inside Hans the shoemaker...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He went back to being a monster without a name again.
Even though he jumped inside Thomas the hunter...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He still went back to being a monster without a name.
The monster went to the castle to find a wonderful name.
Inside the castle, there was a very sick boy.
"I'll make you stronger if you give me your name."
"I'll give you my name if you can cure my illness and make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the boy.
The boy became very healthy.
The king was delighted.
"The prince is well! The prince is well!"
The monster became fond of the boy's name.
He also grew fond of his life inside the castle.
That's why he endured even when he became hungry.
Everyday, even when his stomach became very empty, he endured.
But because he became so hungry...
"Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!"
The boy ate his father, his servants, and everyone.
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
Because everyone was gone, the boy left on a journey.
He walked and walked for days.
One day, the boy met the monster that went west.
"I have a name. It's a wonderful name.
And then the monster that went west said, "I don't need a name. I'm happy even if I don't have a name. Because we're monsters without names"
The boy ate the monster that went west.
Even though he now had a name, there was no one left to call him by his name...
Johan.
It's a wonderful name.
hay thar.
im typing this nao on my XPS :D.
nice and sleek feel man.
damn there's already a strand of pubic hair stuck inbetween the keys LOL.
no la just a normal hair strain.
alright, lets get to the teaching for today.
MANGA
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, the word "manga" was created by the mighty overlord named Skye.
This can be either
manga or
mangay.
Anime and Manga are also similar in that there are fourteen basic character types:
- The overly butch and dominating female
- The overly bubbly and ditsy girl who's also totally useless and is there for boobs. (This tends to be the character that lifeless manga nerds jack off to.)
- The strong and silent male warrior who all the girls like
- The strong and silent female warrior, who participates in just as many daring exploits as the male warrior... off-screen. In other words, just there for boobs
- The stupid warrior in training (often times the main character)
- The happy go lucky kid who seems totally weak but really has some kind of crazy superpower and effortlessly kicks ass. (often times looses this power to pave the way for the main charcter to be the hero)
- Shitty philosophy from useless female character
- Someone's mom (see overly butch and dominating female)
- The Sensei
- The evil guy who all the girls like, is really powerful, and is a total gaywad
- Some guy who yells to gain more power.
- Annoying and stating-the-obvious explain/*gasp* character.
- A teen trying to put these little creatures in the balls.
- Men of which are more woman-like than women, which can be perceived as blasphemous or erotic.
- The ghost from a television.
- The enormous sword
- The only black guy
- The big, shiny eyes with pupils that retract and dilate every half-second
- The fugly monsters
- Teens with the ability to overpower adults
- The large breasts that defy gravity by being held aloft by thin strips of fabric
- The only Asian guy (you know the one who ALWAYS has his eyes closed, damn sleep walker...)
ANIME
An
anime (pronounced ah-neem) is a
chemical compound that contains the anime group, which consists of one
oxygen atom, one tantalum atom, one
potassium atom, and one
uranium atom, with a total charge of negative one (
OTaKU-). Anime compounds can be divided into two groups: animo
acids and animo
salts. The name is derived from the Japanese word meaning "Huge Eyes".
PS2
“PS DOUBLE.”
~ Chadwarden on PS2
“GayRapetion 2. Live in your world. Get raped in ours”
~ Phony on PS2
Playstation 2 (Japanese: ゲイステーション2) represents the first stage of the fall of a total overcooked hotdog to the forefront of the
gaming console industry. It has reappeared a few years ago in its slimmer form, most likely because it went on a diet.
Things a PS2 is good for
- Droping it off a building
- Put a PS1 game in there and not take in note that you could just put it in the PS1
- Sending it to Chuck Norris to be killed from the face of the earth
- Buy 1000 PS2's and sell them on ebay to buy a PS3, only to know that you already have a paperweight you don't need a $600 one
PS3
The PS3, not even capable of toasting some bread properly.
| Units Sold: | 4 |
|---|
| Specifications: | Intel 2.1 core running at 0.0000001 Mhz 0.5 bytes of Memory, Graphics chip: A single transistor |
| Notable Games: | Little big planet (voted worst game of all time), 'Turn off the PS3' |
The PLAYSTATION 3 is a "
console for grilling meats like pork and lamb.
The price of the PS3 consists of nothing expelled with high velocity from the nose.
Adolf Hitler promoting the PS3
Latest game on the PS3. Units Sold : 0
The amazing
Spider-Man has sued the Playstation division for
infinging upon his copyrighted font.
the PS3's fan is said to be twice as loud as a jet plane's reactors.
The PS3 has a self-defence mechanism which causes it to explode soon after turning it on for the first time, forcing you to buy another, which then explodes, and it goes on.
have fun.
Quattad
this should help increase your IQ LOL.
Pokemon.
The concept revolves around various people stuffing small animals into tiny hollow orbs and forcing them to fight each other.
It is likely that this idea lead to the rapid increase in animal abuse by kids.
Naruto Uzumaki
When they were giving out brains, Naruto got what is believed to be a red panda brain instead.
The plot revolves around Naruto and "pals" doing some stuff and playing Nintendo.
Naruto likes pranks but he did not got anything at last.
His classmates make fun of him for his bright orange costume and raspy voice.
He is also thought of as a massive prick.
Sasuke Uchiha
Naruto's first teammate.
He wants to have revenge against his brother Itachi for killing his whole family except for him -
making Sasuke a true role model for 12-year-old children like him everywhere.
Seeing everyone he loved murdered before his eyes has also caused him to act all dark and emo (This is also where his nickname The Big Bad Emo comes from.)
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead (also known as Right 5 Alive) is a hardcore pornography game, featuring elements of zombieality, S&M and Necrophilia.
Pikachu
“Pikachuuuuuuuu!”
~ Pikachu
Pika Pikachu pika, chu pikachu.
Pika pikachu, pikachu. Pika pika pika, pikachu--pikachu! Pikachu chu chuuuuuuu chu pika. Pika pikachu chu chu pika. Pikachu pikachu pikachu, chu. Pikachu pika?
Pikachu (Pika pika) pika piKAchu pika Pikachu pika pika pi pikachu pika pi (Pi pika). Pikachu pi kapika, chu, kachu ka pika pika Pika chu Pikachu pika pika pi Pikachu pika kachu Pika pika Pikachu pika. Pikachu pika pi Pikachu, Pi ka Chu, pika Pika. Pika pikachu pika, pika pikachua pi chu Pikachu pi, pikachu chuuu, pi pikachu pika pikachu pika pi, pi pika kachu. Pika Pikachu ka Pikachu pika, pi pika pikachu. Ka pika chu |Pi ka Chu. Pikachu pika chu, chu pika. Pikachu pikachu Pikachu ka pikachu, chu ka pika Pikachu pi pika "Pika chuuuu". Pi chu Pikachu kachu, pika pikachu, pika pika. Pika chu pi. Pikachu pi ka chu, pika pikachu.
Pi kachu Pikachu pika pikachu
Pikachu pika pikachu
Pikachu.
Pika Pikachu, kapika pikachu pika Pikachu, pika kachu pika pikachu. Pikachuu.
Pi Pikachu ka Pikachu, pika. Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika. Chu Pikachu Kachu Pika Pi Ka Pi Chu Kachu (Pi Pikachu!) pika pika pikachu ka pika pikachu pika pikachu
Pi ka Pikachu (pika pikachu pi ka chuuu), pika Pikachu pika Pika pikachu pika Pikachu pika pika |Pikachu/|Pikachu pikachu pika. Pika Pikachu pi Pikachu ka Pika Chu pika Pikachu ka, pika Pikachu pike pikachu pika, pika Pikapika ka Pikachu pika. Pika pi chu kachu pika pika chu "Pikachu." Pika, kachu "Pikachu Chu," chu pikachu Pi, pika pikachu Pika Chu ka 'pikachu' pika chu pika pika. Pika pikachu "Pika Pika chu Pikachu Pika." Pika Pikachu pi kachu Pikachu Pika pika Pika pika chu ka Pika. Pika pikachu Pikachu pi Pika chu Pi Pikachu pi kachu chu kachu pika pikachu.
okay i admit i was bored LOL.
but you didnt know about all this, did you. :D
Uncyclopedia's a great teacher.
for the crude stuff, dont take it to heart. its all for fun.
a great holiday to you.
Quattad.
okay.
i would like all of you to DIVERT your attention from my previous posts.
as all of their titles are pretty screwed.
because of my previous blogskin LOL.
nothing much happened today but I had a very interesting DotA match with HCI Buddies.
( click click )
Me : ' eh jiehui when your ulti cooldown tell me ah '
JH: ' cool down le '
Me: ' okay you ini you go in and ulti then wave'
JH: ' okay '
( five minutes later )
IceFroggy Dota Guy : ' FIRSTBLOOD!'
( on screen ) Quattad got pwned by 9success9! Assists : raptor 554545256
Me : ( Reviving in 25 seconds ) EH JIEHUI YOU CHAMPION WHY YOU WAVE LIKE 45 DEGREES OFF JAMES AND THEN YOU GO AND REVERSE POLARITY THE 5 CREEPS FOR WHAT? '
JH : ' YOU STAND SO FAR HOW YOU WHACK YOU TELL ME D: '
Me : ' Jiehui Mortred has Blink Strike you know = ='
JH : ' oh. :) '
We lost 7 : 21.
one of the best games i've ever had.
oh right.
another interesting thing happened on Sunday.
if you check the Monday newspapers ( yes newspapers, those firmly compressed thin sheets of toilet paper that you use to check for movie timings and to whack your dog with ), a ( *cough Cheena ) man drowned along the East Coast beach on Sunday.
and apparently, that was the day my church had a baptism.
i didnt go, as i was diligently at home studying ( studying some interesting videos :D )
damn, missed a freaking good show.
okay shall continue with my post another day im like crashing my head onto the laptop every 5 seconds and waking up forgetting what i wanted to type.
Happy Holidays.
P.S. This is Professor Xavier.
Your Powers are Growing, but You cant Control it.
It's important that you...
( BUFFERING )
...become a Hero...
( BUFFERING )
... train yourself to fly...
( BUFFERING )
...in your ass because...
( BUFFERING )
...squatting on a glass table...
( BUFFERING )
...two girls...
( BUFFERING )
...one cup...
( BUFFERING )
... you know what to do. :)
(BEEP)
a post specially dedicated to YOU. :D
you know who im talking about.
WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE.
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL.
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL.
WHEN YOU WALK MY WAY
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL.
IF YOU FIND A MAN
WHO'S WORTH A DAMN
AND TREATS YOU WELL.
WELL HE'S A FOOL
JUST LIKE I WAS
HOPE HE GIVES YOU HELL!
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS SONG
I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
YOU CAN SING ALONG TOO
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL
From All American Rejects.
In your face.
Exactly how im feeling now.
and how i want it to be.
YES MY CBOX IS IN A BEEG MESS CAN SOMEONE JUST TEACH ME HOW TO CLEAR IT. D:
